While in the car on our way to pick up some take-out for dinner, we spotted a police car on the side of the road with lights flashing. Two cars were stopped in front of the cruiser.
Me: Look L, there's a police car!
L: Ooooh, somebody's in trouble!
Me: Maybe. Maybe not - maybe there was an accident and the policeman will help them out.
L: Yeah, maybe somebody peed on the road!
I totally bit my tongue to avoid saying that the next time she had an accident on the floor that maybe I should call the police.