Small towns in New England have the best police reports sometimes. Like this one, from my town's "Police Incident Report" (which used to be way more fun when they would print people's names and ages!):
A resident trapped in an elevatore was reported at the monastery on SomeSuch Road, 10:53am. Fire department personnel responded to reset the elevator and free the nun.
Free the nun!
That just makes me giggle.
1.17.2008
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